We are swingers who organise cruises. We have been in the scene since 2002, and running events on and off all that time.
We started as Lifestyle Weekends, organising weekend getaways for swingers. In 2008, we ran a cruise and ended up with 35 couples attending. Since then we have run cruises each year or two, but never as often as we would like. Work kept getting in the way.
In 2016 we discovered full takeover cruises out of America and fell in love with them, We made so many friends on our first cruise, but could have had a way better time if someone had been guiding us on all the tips and tricks.
In 2019 we committed ourselves to run cruises for swingers in Australia on a regular basis, to try and get an experience as close as we could to a full takeover. It will never be the same, but we have found the friendships you make on one of our group cruises is similar to the friends you make on a full takeover. You certainly get off the boat exhausted with a huge smile.
We have committed ourselves to a big March cruise every year, on a 5 star ship. Our first one was in March 2019 to NZ, and we had 50 people on board. After missing the March 2020 cruise by a week thanks to Covid, we paused for a while. March 2023 we ran a Tassie cruise and a NZ cruise back to back and had 80 odd people on each. Everyone had a fantastic time, and most will come again.
We did find the cruise ship people did not take us seriously as a group on board, so we became travel agents. That meant we could book as a group, help people book, and have more influence on board ships to juggle dinner reservations and private function rooms. We will always cost the same or less than the price the cruise line advertises.
We do not charge a hosting fee, a daily fee, or anything else on top of normal cruise pricing, but you must book with us to be included.
Our most recent change has been the arrival of Virgin Resilient Lady in Australia, That ship is almost custom built for swingers to cruise on - there are no kids on board, the crew is very open and accepting, and they try and make it a non stop party. Virgin changed their plans and are not back in Nov 24 - Mar 25, but will be back soon. In the mean time, we will try and run some Virgin cruises overseas.
Click here to see our web site all about Virgin Cruises.
What do we do?
This site is now dedicated to making cruising more fun for Australian swingers.
With a schedule that sees a voyage setting sail roughly every month, there's always an opportunity to embark on your next adventure. From affordable, short getaways to luxurious, extended journeys, our cruises cater to a range of preferences and budgets. Whether you're seeking a quick escape or a leisurely exploration of exotic destinations, we have the perfect itinerary for you.
And rest assured, regardless of the duration or cost, we only select the finest ships available, and leave the ships full of children to the parents.
With our regular sailings and varied options, there's no shortage of opportunities to experience the thrill of lifestyle cruising.
We will host any Australians going on full takeover cruises that we are going on. Talk to Corina about the booking process, and to be added to our group on board, on Facebook, and before the cruise. Even if we are not going, our links above make booking simple and Corina will talk to you to help with all the tricks and tips once you get there.
You can also book a number of swingers resorts around the world via the links above.
We host a Facebook page where you can look at all the upcoming cruises, and chat with other swingers. We are creating events on there for people going on cruises we will not be on, looking for others to join them.
If you need a hand with your other cruise bookings, Corina's normal page is Cruisenow.com.au and she would love to help you.
What don't we do?
We don't book out whole boats for swingers only cruises. There are a number of companies around the world that do that, but that is a much bigger (and more expensive) exercise. Unfortunately, the market in Australia does not appear large enough to support this type of event locally, but hopefully one day it will happen.
So how does it work?
Most importantly, sign up for our newsletter so we can let you know what is coming up.
Its also good to sign up to our Facebook group. Its a closed group so anyone who is not in the group cannot see who is a member, or anything that is posted.
When you are ready to book, call Corina or Bob on 0414 801 533 or email bob@cruisenow.com.au and we will help. Of course, you can use the links on this site to book, but we find a lot of people want to talk to us first.
We will set up a secret social media group for each cruise so that you can communicate with fellow cruisers without anyone else knowing you are in the group, or it even exists.
Importantly, the cruise lines do not know anything about our special interest. We will just be a number of people who happen to book for the same cruise. There will be no fanfare or special mentions in the Captain's speech. Accordingly, we will be absolutely guided by the ships rules for behaviour and will have to be very discrete outside the privacy of our cabins. There is absolutely no nudity or public sex allowed on the boat in public areas. If everyone brings a calm mature attitude, the other passengers do not even know we are there. Having said that, we always end up being the biggest party group on the ship.
We will be on board to introduce you to each other during the cruise. We have found that people on a normal cruise make lots of friends really easily, and people from our world get to know each other really quickly. How do you know who is part of our group while on board? While on the cruise, we have a discrete way for our group to recognise each other. We find by the third day everyone knows each other by sight ... or by touch ;)
What is our goal?
We aim for half a dozen cruises a year to choose from where large groups travel. We will run at least one cruise a month for the 6 or 7 months of the year when the good cruise ships are here (October to April), trying to mix departures from Brisbane and Sydney.
Virgin cruises are adult only and are the premium option going forward. We await their return!
Please reach us at bob@cruisenow.com.au if you cannot find an answer to your question.
Well, it’s about numbers really. With over 1.35 million cruising each year in Australia how do we find the like minded people? Well we find them by narrowing down the number of cruises and putting everyone together 😊
Yes, we have cruised on all types from family cruises to full takeovers, and have been running hosted swinger cruises in Australia for 15 years, so we do know a thing or two.
We have always found going on cruises with a group of people is so much better than hopping on board with your partner and seeing if you meet anyone.
On vanilla cruises you can spend the time working a couple or single thinking "yes, we have found that elusive like-minded person/couple" only to find out that they are horrified and we have wasted our time.
You can put out feelers on various websites for lifestyle people who might be on the same cruise as you, but that rarely gets much response.
Our cruises give you the time, the people, the location, and the hosts. Because we are now coordinating a massive number of people interested in cruises, when we select a cruise as the one to go on, we get large groups. Large groups gives everyone a great chance to find someone they click with, and almost guarantees someone to party with even if you don't end up playing.
Then we lift the experience by being on board with you. We make sure everyone in the group gets constant chances to meet and talk to the rest of the group. We help you chat to each other before the cruise, extend the cruise with a dinner beforehand, and help with the whole process.
When you book with us, you're not just securing a cabin; you're embarking on a journey filled with like minded people with personalized support that takes away the stress from your voyage. Beyond the standard offerings available to every passenger, our commitment is to ensure your journey is nothing short of extraordinary.
First and foremost, you'll be welcomed aboard by our dedicated Onboard Hosts, Corina and Bob, knowledgeable and attentive companions throughout your voyage. Whether you seek recommendations, assistance, or simply engaging conversation, Corina is there to help you get the most from your trip from the moment you step foot on deck.
But the VIP treatment doesn't end there. Prior to setting sail, indulge in our Pre-cruise Meet & Greet, an exclusive gathering where you'll have the opportunity to mingle with fellow travelers. It's the perfect way to start forging connections and building anticipation for the adventures ahead. Its like adding an extra night to the cruise.
Once onboard, prepare your taste buds for a culinary journey unlike any other. While all passengers enjoy access to exceptional dining options, as our guest, you'll benefit from nightly Group Dinner reservations. Picture yourself savoring delectable cuisine in the company of newfound friends, rather than dining alone or with people you do not relate to.
Adding to the excitement are our Themed Nights, where each evening brings a unique twist to your onboard entertainment. Whether it's a scarlet night, a tropical night, or a themed pub crawl, these themed events promise unforgettable moments and endless opportunities for fun and celebration.
But the highlight of each day is undoubtedly the Meet and Greet sessions, held nightly exclusively for our guests. It's your chance to mingle, connect, and forge lasting friendships with fellow travelers. You will go away from the cruise with new friends, not just one off acquaintances.
Our Private Chat Group is available as soon as you book. It lets you chat to fellow cruisers with complete privacy. Once on board, it provides the perfect platform to stay in touch with your newfound friends and keep abreast of onboard activities and announcements. It's your virtual hub for sharing experiences, coordinating plans, and staying connected throughout the voyage, ensuring you never miss a beat.
In essence, booking with us transcends the ordinary cruise experience, offering a wealth of opportunities to meet your fellow travellers and personalized touches designed to elevate every aspect of your journey. From the attentive guidance of our Onboard Host to the camaraderie of nightly gatherings and the convenience of our Private Chat Group, every detail is carefully crafted to ensure your voyage is nothing short of extraordinary. So why settle for the standard when you can indulge in the exceptional? Join us on board and let the adventure begin.
Before Covid, it was always a good plan to grab a cruise at the last minute and get a super deal and save heaps. There were even websites that llisted last minute deals.
Since Covid, almost every cruise on a nice ship is sold out months before sailing.
(You can still book at the last minute. But only when someone else cancels, and at much higher prices.)
Prices these days generally rise as the ship fills up, meaning that booking early is the best plan.
Booking late is a terrible plan.
We particularly use Virgin, Celebrity and Royal Caribbean because these cruise lines support the full takeovers and we do not stress them. As long as we remember we are in public when we mix with the other guests then they support us with open arms. This is very important for a smooth experience.
They are also not aimed at families and we tend to be able to be in a bar etc without being surrounded by children. Celebrity in particular does not have the facilities to encourage children to come, so is ideal for us.
There are cheaper options out there, but they all tend to have a lot of kids, very restrictive policies on partying, and are just not as nice. This is what you get when someone decides its a great idea to run a cruise and finds a $299 special. In general, if the price is very low, the on board experience matches the price.
Always ask Corina so you understand what the fare includes, but in general the cruise companies call extra inclusions "perks".
Perks - usually means a drinks package including alcohol, wifi and all gratuities. The drinks and wifi are usually upgradable later to premium options, but are both really good options. Usually it is a LOT cheaper to get a cabin with perks than buying a basic fare and adding those extras later.
Cabin only - Always means there is no drinks package included, and probably no wifi.
Of course, all fares include food and entertainment.
However, and I cannot stress this enough, ask Corina exactly what is included.
Yes all food is included. You can eat in the buffet, the main dining room, and each cruise line offers additional free food like burgers and pizza.
They also offer specialty restaurants that are an extra fee, and special restaurants when you book suites.
There is no extra fee paid to us. We are a travel agency and offer exactly the same price as the cruise line.
If you don’t book through Corina we will be unable to include you in the communication, the dining with the group or any other private activities on board. We put a lot of effort into coordinating our groups, and you just will not be involved.
The cruise lines work with Corina and they find all of what we do especially helpful to manage such groups.
If you would like to book yourself and find us on the ship that's ok, but it will cost you exactly the same without all of the benefits. And yes, when you find that special deal in Saturday morning's paper, Corina can usuallydo exactly the same deal but with our extras.
Yes singles are welcome on partial takeovers.
However the pricing for one person in a cabin is not much cheaper than a couple as the cruise lines only have so many cabins. If you think of hotel rooms, they are not cheaper because only one person is staying.
You are much better off bringing a friend.
Absolutely NO!
We are not a match making service, and would never put two people together in case anything goes wrong.
In fact, when you start your phone call to us with "can you hook me up with a nice girl?" expect us to hang up on you.
We put together meet n greets and get togethers and dine together. However you can come and go and join is as little or as much as you like. You are not required to do everything with us, we just offer it.
If you love trivia see if others go also and go do your own thing. If you love to be up early to use the gym then do so. If you sleep the day away then do so. If you love the hot tub then save us a seat 🥰
If you meet another couple you want to play with on one of our cruises, you have 2 cabins to head off to, yours or theirs.
Yes, we could pay for an expensive suite to use, but that would involve extra costs for everyone.
We have had hundreds of people cruise with us, and it has never been an issue after they have experienced it.
Yes, Corina is a full service travel agent and can book you on any cruise or trip anywhere in the world. She will guide you through the process and make sure your holiday is amazing.
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If you haven’t yet been on a cruise hosted by Corina and Bob then you really need to.
Not only do they walk you through every step of the way if your new to cruising, they make sure you know of activities, meetups, theme nights, new things to try and experience, relaxation time, or you can just do your own thing at your own pace also. Honestly you will have a great time with fantastic host and like minded people.
Just remember your cruise will be what you make of it, get on the ship with a smile, positive attitude, sense of humour and a will for adventure and you will be sure to get addicted to these hosted cruises from night one!
I can’t wait to meet and make more like minded friends on the upcoming cruises ⚓️🛳️🛟 🍍
What REALLY happens on a full-takeover swingers’ Caribbean cruise?
Is it as fun, friendly and filthy as you hope it might be?
Tired of reading one-line reviews that say ‘’Oh my god, it was amazing!’’ and want to know a whole lot more?
We’re here to help! Here’s our no-holes-barred report of our 6 days on board the Celebrity Equinox, chartered by Bliss Cruises for a Caribbean voyage in early November.
We chose a Bliss full takeover cruise after reading various recommendations online over the last few years, not least from Corina, the very knowledgeable co-ordinator/travel agent in this group. But it wasn’t just her - every other report was positive, though none were in any great detail.
Full disclosure: we’ve been a swinging couple for over 10yrs, and when we go out to a party, we go to play. We weren’t going on a Bliss Cruise to just enjoy nude sunbathing and the sea air. We love to meet complete strangers, socialise with them and f**k them. Sometimes we even skip the socialising. That’s our thing. It may not be your thing, but keep in mind as you read this that we are not newbies.
We regard all references to ‘’the lifestyle’’ (as the Americans so charmingly and discreetly call it) and pineapples as quaint and possibly ridiculous. We are very comfortable with our approach. We are friendly, extremely sociable, and we know what we like. As it turns out, that’s a winning combination on a naughty ship.
We had NEVER been on any kind of cruise ship before. Nothing bigger than car ferries all over the world. We were almost as excited about being on a big boat in the Caribbean as we were about the nature of the cruise. Now read on…..
The first thing is, booking the cruise. Corina will guide you, as she did us. First time out, we cheapskated, figuring in our own slutty way that if we are half as lucky as we hope to be we will get to see a variety of cabin styles and sizes ;-) and we won’t be spending too much time in our own cabin anyway.
So we booked the cheapest cabin, interior (no window, balcony, no view). And it was good. We are not claustrophobic, and we were comfortable throughout with that choice. But we both agreed at the end of the cruise, having (ahem!) visited other cabins, that we would choose a sea view with a little balcony next time. It’s just that little bit nicer. But there are no issues if you do decide to go cheap.
So once you’ve booked the cabin, what next?
Usually you wait months and sometimes more than a year until you set sail. Two things to do: book the pre-cruise hotel and .... network online.
Corina was right on the money when she told us the Right Connections Travel pre-cruise hotel was the one to go to with the best party. More on that in a minute. But first a word about ‘’meeting’’ your fellow cruise passengers on the internet way before you arrive at the ship.
About 10-12 months ahead of sail date, dedicated groups start to be formed on Facebook by old hands who have been on several/many Bliss cruises. You just search using ‘’Bliss cruise’’ or ship name and you find them easily. The groups are private, your mum cannot see what you post.
Couples post their photo, location, likes/dislikes, age, etc etc and you all start chatting in FB. And even singly in FB Messenger.
As the cruise gets nearer and people get hornier, much of the action switches to Telegram (app) groups where there is no censorship, and the explicit photos and posts start to come thick and fast. Both in cruise groups and individual chats.
Those all go as mild and wild as you want. K at one stage found himself being called regularly by a married nurse in Oklahoma City who insisted on masturbating on FaceTime for him, telling him how much dick she wanted to suck on the ship, and ‘’you can be first!’’ He was. Probably. LOL
The thing to remember is that the months of chatting, messaging and general teasing on social media apps can be a valuable first step to a fun relationship on board, but ABSOLUTELY NOTHING succeeds on the ship like personal interaction, even impromptu, with complete strangers.
We were in just about every FB/Telegram going as far as we could discern, but adding it all up, the number of people who were active in them all accounted for far less than 10% of the total passenger log. One couple told us with regret that they had no idea that people were ‘’socialising’’ online in the months before the ship’s departure, and they felt that they had missed out. Absolutely not. Some people, also, are all talk.
By the time we got to the pre-cruise hotel very close to the Port Everglades dock where the Celebrity Equinox was to depart from, we had a few couples to meet based on internet exchanges, and a huge appetite for fun which had been building for 14 months. Airport tip for Caribbean cruises: Fort Lauderdale airport is a lot closer to the cruise dock than Miami Airport.
We checked in on Friday, the day BEFORE the official pre-cruise parties. On the Saturday, the hotel was closed to all but Bliss Cruise customers, and sold out. (The big selling point of the Right Connections Travel hotel…. shut to the general public the day before the ship sails, and an afternoon pool party which no other pre-cruise hotel offered). But on the Friday there were still some vanilla guests on the premises and nothing planned cruise-wise beyond a discreet informal meet-and-greet in one bar, organised online.
So we got our room keys and headed to the lift and who should we meet but one particular couple we had been chatting to and firing with online in the previous 6-8 weeks. We gave them our room number. Half an hour later the phone rang in our room. It was them inviting us to start the week right. Within 30min we were naked in their room, playing. Lovely people, and so hospitable.
It happened twice more with two different couples that night, during/after the meet and greet.
Let us confirm for you, an Aussie/Kiwi accent goes A LONG WAY on these cruises to breaking the ice and removing the clothing. If you are in reasonable shape, confident, friendly, and not shy about approaching people (as so many Americans are - frankly many are terrified to ask and they are petrified of rejection, no matter how much they want to play), then you are in like Flynn, that great Tasmanian. We mean it. That’s the one thing we learned above all else.
On the Saturday the hotel was really buzzing, crowded with cruise couples. Like the make-up of the ship’s passengers, 80% American. The vast majority aged over 40 and under 70. Some younger, some older.
Sadly the afternoon pool party was a bit of a fizz because it was cloudy, not hot, and the pool water was cool. But the friendly socialising was off the charts, you really could approach any couple, any group, introduce yourselves and start telling your best Aussie-flavoured lies. They loved it. We were hosted by another lovely couple in their room on the Saturday night after the evening meet and greet. All across the entire hotel, sparks were flying everywhere.
And now, to ship ….
When you are boarding you actually do have the option of taking all your luggage on board by yourself. We found this out by accident - mistakenly thinking that a porter motioning to us to drop our bags by his trolley was seeking a tip to wheel them 50m to where we were about to sit pre-boarding. We politely refused. In fact, he was inviting us to do what almost every other passenger had done, and drop our luggage to be later delivered to our cabin door. We carried all ours on board, and so had everything with us the moment we entered our cabin. We observed some frustrated passengers still waiting for their suitcases a couple of hours later.
Before you get on board, your luggage is searched. DON’T bring anything illegal in your luggage. Sniffer dogs do turn up.
Ah, but should you smuggle booze on board? Million-dollar question.
The drinks packages are expensive. Do your maths. If one person in the cabin buys the drink package, the other person in the cabin must do so also.
The basic booze package (not even the deluxe one) rounded out at $Aust900 each for us. That’s $1800 for us both for six full days. You pay that up front and you do not pay at the bars on board. Unlimited drinks, pre-paid. But M doesn’t go harder than two glasses of wine and two cocktails all day and night. K is a steady drinker, but would certainly be drunk getting value for money. We decided not to buy the drinks package, and took the permitted two bottles of wine and a slab of small bottles of water on board.
We also bought ‘’rum runner’’ flasks off Amazon and poured into those two large quart bottles of pre-mixed margarita, a small bottle of bourbon, and a very large can of beer - the latter just as a test of the bag search before getting on the ship.
Everybody in the pre-cruise chat groups/FB pages had a view on booze smuggling. ‘’Don’t do it, you will get caught, guarantee it, shamed in front of fellow passengers’’ etc etc etc was one common opinion. Others highly recommended doing so to avoid having to shell out for two costly booze packages if only one of you was a moderate to steady drinker (like us).
Our bags went through the same scanner as everyone’s and we never got stopped or pinged. Not even for the big can of beer. You decide. We were so glad we did it.
The Celebrity Equinox is the Celebrity line’s dedicated Caribbean cruiser and despite only being built in 2009 was extensively renovated at a cost of tens of millions of dollars in 2019. Given the pandemic-enforced halt to cruises, it felt like getting on a fairly new ship. Bliss Cruises charter a variety of ships, but we really liked this one.
Of course, family and vanilla friends were intrigued to know we were going on our first cruise. It’s best not to disclose the name of the ship though, if you wish to maintain discretion. It doesn’t take a detective to scroll too far down the Google results and eventually **maybe** find the Bliss Cruises website result that mentions the Celebrity Equinox full-takeover swingers’ voyage. Even though the week of the Bliss charter is thankfully mysteriously missing from the Celebrity Equinox’s sailing schedule on the Celebrity Cruise Line website itself. Exercise caution: we put off M’s inquisitive Mum by saying it was an anniversary surprise and K would not be telling M or anyone until we were in Florida. There are also other vanilla cruises that leave on the same day and return about the same day, if you want to use those as an alibi. Google the Port Everglades cruise departures schedule.
So you’re on the ship, settled in to your cabin, and ready to mingle. DO IT!
There’s a big program of daily activities, including a LOT of ‘’meet and greet’’ events. You can see the activities and information by clicking on this link below and then click on ‘’cruise booklet’’ on the page. Something for every taste……seminars, workshops …….. it’s all here. You get this online weeks before the cruise, a hard copy pre-boarding, and you get ‘’today’s activities’’ on an A4 sheet delivered to your cabin late at night for the next day.
https://www.blisscruise.com/cruise/celebrity-equinox
We were excited by the idea of the meet and greets and couples speed-dating sessions etc etc before the cruise. And once on board we did quite a lot of them. With mixed ‘’results’’. But the one thing we learned quickly is that spontaneous and impromptu meetings with other couples resulted in the most fun. Get in the pool and mingle. Go to any one of the several bars and mingle. Go to the playrooms and REALLY mingle ;-)
To repeat, with an Aussie/Kiwi accent, you have an instant conversation starter and people are really friendly and want to meet strangers. And you don’t stay strangers for long.
And if you are chatting to a couple and you sense a mutual liking and you want to play, make the offer there and then. We quickly learned that agreeing to meet up later at some bar, restaurant, poolside or playroom often ended in disappointment because no matter how genuine the intention, EVERYBODY gets waylaid, delayed, distracted or even a better offer without warning on this kind of cruise. And cannot therefore make the rendezvous with you. Be warned!
The vast majority of cruisers on our ship were Americans aged over 40. The age range was wide, but there were very few under-30s that we saw. 70% would have been 40-65, 20% aged 30-40, 10% over 70.
We met couples from Iceland, New Zealand, Britain, Denmark, the Netherlands, Germany ……. And about 3 Aussie couples.
We will say it, in case you are wondering. Unlike the average US shopping mall, there weren’t many grossly overweight people. The vast majority of passengers were of average build. And there were plenty of fit hotties of all ages, of both sexes, too. We were pleasantly surprised.
Here’s another thing. Countless couples we met were on their 5th to 12th Bliss Cruise. Many folks throw their vacation bucket lists out the window and just keep coming back to do this. It’s not our idea to do the same thing every year on an overseas holiday, but when we win Lotto we will certainly do every Bliss cruise from then on.
The ship’s amenities were GREAT. We are no strangers to fine dining, but we found the buffet meals to be excellent all day long, and loved the fact that the biggest dining room was open midnight-3am to take care of the after-fun munchies.
You can pay extra and go into several restaurants on board, but we felt no need to do that.
Evening meals were held in 2 swish dining rooms with full wait service and a menu offered just as it you were fine-dining…..a buffet artfully disguised as a restaurant. Very enjoyable.
A word about tipping. Whatever your thoughts on a US system which does not pay a decent basic wage and sees the hospitality workers rely on tips to pay the rent and meet their bills …. just like on dry land, it works wonders. We gave our wine waiter $10 the first two evenings the moment he appeared and sure enough he then came looking for us every night to keep that rolling. And we got free refills of fizz.
There are four playrooms on board. What is known as the solarium on vanilla cruises (a sun-bake glasshouse with a pool in the middle) on the Celebrity Equinox is transformed into a huge couples-only playroom, with the huge glass panes covered up and sunbeds replaced by scores of mattresses.
Two conference rooms and an outdoor basketball court are also repurposed for sin. Anyone can walk in as a single, though there are the usual strict rules about loitering and waiting to be invited to play. Happy to report that M attracted a small but engrossed audience as three black men enjoyed her in full public view of K, single men and couples. Everybody was respectful.
A team of Bliss volunteers staffs the playrooms during their opening hours day and night (they are not open 24/7). These good Samaritans are quick to attend any vacated beds, stripping the wet sheets, mopping the mattresses and resheeting the beds within minutes. Condoms and wrappers and wipes picked up and removed. A very seamless operation performed with a smile and no fuss. Impressive.
The playrooms were heaving at night, but then so were the dance floors. The themed fancy dress dancefloor parties were exceptional fun. EVERYBODY was in a party mood and they were some of the best nights out we’ve ever had. Say no more. And that’s before we got picked up LOL.
The fancy-dress themes are not mandatory at all, but most passengers dressed up for at least a couple of them. Choose the themes which suit you and don’t worry about the others.
And the really naughty fun? Here’s just a couple of examples……
1/ Very hot couple in their early 50s approached us totally out of the blue in the middle of the dancefloor on night 2. We had never seen them or spoken to them before. The stunning wife put her arm around K’s waist and her tongue in his mouth. Her husband did the same to M. I said: ‘’Wow, hello! … where is this going?’’ She said: ‘’Back to our cabin right away, if you are both happy with that idea.” Ten minutes later we were indeed naked and playing in their cabin. Delicious encounter.
2/ A Florida wife messaged me on Facebook the day before the cruise. ‘’Been enjoying your posts in the FB group … I like a sense of humour and a sharp mind. Here’s my photo. And one of my husband. We should meet, swap and f**k on the ship.’’ Me (after showing photos to M): ‘’Yes ma’am! M agrees. Here’s our cabin number, ring our cabin phone.’’ Two days later the phone rings in our cabin. ‘’Hello, it’s Colleen here. I’m ready for you. Jeff is ready for your lovely wife. Shall we?’’ Me: ‘’Yes ma’am!’’ Bear in mind that this was essentially a blind date, but still we knocked on their cabin door 15min later. I left M to the tender mercies of Jeff, and escorted Colleen back to our cabin. An hour later, we reunited at their cabin. Lovely people. We repeated that, dined with them a couple of times, and are planning to see them again.
3/ We’re at the basketball court outdoor playroom high up at the rear of the ship in the afternoon and it’s very windy and we are actually having to sit on the mattresses to stop the sheets blowing away. A lovely looking couple come up to M and myself and ask if we would like to play with them. This is a no-brainer - again this is a couple in their 50s who are very fit, and if she was not a high school cheerleader in her younger days, then she was certainly popular with the boys. Quite the stunner, still. So we’ve swapped and are bouncing up and down on the play beds and it’s turning into a howling gale and we just end up laughing because it’s so absurdly funny to be in such a situation and trying to maintain that horny edge. We give up in the face of nature’s own blow job and take them down to the solarium instead for a four-way fun finish.
4/ We are in Haiti taking selfies on the beautifully but heavily protected beach (we were shocked to see that the cruise stopped in one of the world’s most dangerous nations, until we researched and found that US cruise lines actually own the Labadee peninsula where the ships dock, and that it is heavily barricaded to stop machine-gun militants who are literally raising hell in the deadly suburbs of Port-au-Prince 100km away from trying their luck robbing foreign tourists. Did you spot the armed patrol ships in the bay too?). A nice American couple step in and generously offer to take a few shots of us on our phones. We engage in conversation and ask if they are having fun on board. The chat turns spicy pretty quickly. They confess that they have not played with any couples yet as they are a bit nervous about asking, but they regret that fact and are keen to get on the scoreboard. We admonish them in a good-natured way as we are all walking back to the ship and offer to break their duck. We walk them back to their cabin, and within 5min we are all f****ing.
5/ We meet a 50something fit Palestinian-American couple at a ‘’hall pass’’ afternoon meet and greet session at one of the bars. (Hall pass = you have permission to play solo without your partner. People rock up singly to the daily HP meet and greets, or come as a couple as we did and enjoy the anticipation of seeing who gets picked up first). He has been eyeing up M for quite a while, but appears a little shy to approach her. I go over and whisper to him that he really should step up and say hello to her, and invite him to point out his wife, if she is there. She is there…… and she is a sexy little beast in spectacles. Very bubbly. Well, we all click like a 15yr old boy on YouPorn and within 10min I am kissing M goodbye as she goes off with Scott to their cabin, while Dena is rubbing my hard cock on the front of my jeans and virtually dragging me back to our cabin. We reunite at theirs about 90min later, and all pronounce the pairing-off a spectacular success. (I have never met a woman before who squirts simply upon hearing exactly the right kind of dirty talk that triggers her……). Turns out they live in San Francisco about half a mile from where one of our vanilla best friends runs a shop. Scott has already been in to that shop to meet our best friend, and we are already making plans to meet Scott and Dena again in San Francisco when we visit our good friend there. As Corina says, you really can meet lifelong friends on one of these cruises, and we think we’ve found ours right there.
In case you are wondering …. ahem..... in six full days on board ship we did keep tally and we played with 37-38 couples (both as a foursome, and swapping separately) and additionally had 2-3 single encounters each. M said to me after it ended: ‘’Did you see how mad it was each night in the playrooms? We could have had a lot more sex if we weren’t dancing so much!’’
If you WANT to have your naughtiest week ever, we are here to say a Bliss cruise will deliver. But again, your ‘’success’’ rate (if that matters to you) depends on how outgoing you are. We are certain there are couples who had far more fun than us. But we were more than satisfied.
The day we left the ship, we filled in time by going on an Everglades airboat ride. We ended up at the airboats park chatting to a couple who were Bliss volunteers in the playrooms on the Celebrity Equinox. He recognised M and initiated a bit of cheeky chat, and said (a lot of this based on seeing her with the three black men with the crowd watching, we feel): ‘’We saw you in playrooms a few times. We’ve got you in the All-Star Team for that cruise!’’
We giggled and told him how many couples we had played with altogether over the week.
His jaw dropped. ‘’Screw that. You’re both now in the Hall of Fame!’’
We think he was being generous, but it was funny.
Kinkiest thing we saw all week was in the ship’s library. Yes, it has one. Very occasionally, we spotted individuals actually reading books, having some intellectual down time. Outrageous!
Final tip. If the Bliss cruise makes you horny, and you want a bit more fun after it ends, book this hotel: the Hampton Inn at 4499 W Commercial Boulevard, Tamarac.
It just a few km north of the cruise port at Fort Lauderdale, and not only is it a great-value and nice hotel with a shopping mall right next door, but it’s just a safe 200m walk from Trapeze, one of the best swingers’ clubs on the US east coast. But that’s another filthy story……. We got home exhausted but happy.
Overall, the cruise was a 10/10 experience. Would we do it again? In a heartbeat. BUT …. in a couple of years’ time. There is so much in the world to see, and a resourceful couple can get laid in any country. Or ocean. We like holiday variety, but we did love our Bliss Cruise and we highly recommend it.
Happy Cruising!
K and M (Melbourne)
Again No Words Guys.
Kellie and me, Andrew as we sit down to pen our testimonial, words cannot express the sheer exhilaration and joy we experienced on the best swinger's cruise to New Zealand in March 2023, hosted by the remarkable duo, Corina and Bob. This remarkable journey proved to be an unforgettable adventure that exceeded our wildest expectations.
From the moment we stepped aboard the luxurious cruise liner, we were greeted with warmth and enthusiasm by Corina Bob and other like-minded people due to wearing our pineapple shirts. Bob and Corina who effortlessly created an atmosphere of inclusivity and excitement.
Their meticulous planning and attention to detail ensured that every aspect of our trip was seamless, allowing us to fully immerse ourselves in the experience without a single worry.
The itinerary was thoughtfully curated, taking us to the most breathtaking destinations across New Zealand. From the pristine of Bay of Islands to the captivating fjords of Milford Sound, every stop on the cruise showcased the natural wonders of this magnificent country. Corina and Bob's extensive knowledge of the local attractions and their ability to provide insightful commentary enriched our journey, creating a deeper connection with the places we visited.
What truly set this swinger's cruise apart was the genuine sense of community and camaraderie that blossomed among the other swingers. Corina and Bob fostered an environment where everyone felt comfortable expressing themselves and exploring their desires, free from judgment or inhibition. The carefully planned social events, themed parties, provided the perfect platform to connect with like-minded individuals, forming lasting friendships and memories and a few naughty stories.
The attention to detail in organizing the onboard entertainment and activities was truly commendable. Each day brought a delightful surprise. Whether it was the seductive dresses all the girls wore at our meetups or the sultry dancing under the stars, Corina and Bob's dedication to providing exceptional entertainment ensured that there was never a dull moment.
In retrospect, we are eternally grateful for the opportunity to embark on this incredible journey. Corina and Bob's expertise, warm personalities, and impeccable organisation made this swinger's cruise to New Zealand an extraordinary experience that will forever hold a special place in our hearts. We wholeheartedly recommend this or any adventure with these special hosts, to any couple seeking an unparalleled voyage filled with a little naughty side, passion, and a sense of belonging. Thank you, Corina and Bob, for making our dreams a reality.
We have now traveled with Corina on three cruises and a weekend away. We have always found them to be well organised and full of fun activities. The best part you only participate in as much as you want, never being pushed allowing it to really be a relaxing fun time with that spark of lifestyle fun.
We booked a three day cruise with Corina on Celebrity X out of Sydney.
Communication was excellent from the moment we booked. Day one and drinks at the bar to meet Corina and our fellow cruisers and we immediately felt comfortable and from that moment on we knew we were in good hands.
Corina goes out of her way to make sure your cruise is one that you will never forget and we will definitely be booking again with lifestyle cruises.
We had the most amazing time on our cruise with Corina from Lifestyle Cruises. Very professionally organised with Meet and Greets & Dinners with theme nights. We meet some great people whom which we are now good friends with. Can't wait to book the next one. 😍
After busy 2018 my wife of 28 years and I decided we needed a break away from work and the kids.
I came across the March lifestyle cruise to New Zealand hosted by some random couple one of whom’s name sounded like a 1970’s Ford sedan 🚘 (how wrong I was😂) Ok we’ll take a punt and book it ?
Corina & Bob were more like a Porsche 911 than a family sedan💃🏿🕺. From the moment we met them at the pre-cruise breakfast along with their other friends we knew we had made the right choice. They took the time to get to know everyone and were genuinely interested in ensuring that everyone had a good experience based upon their own comfort levels. Everyone was well informed of what was going on each day and able to join in or relax at their own pace. We were particularly comforted by the way in which they chose to ensure everyone was included regardless of pre-existing friendships. (Although the group was very welcoming)
The most difficult thing to explain to our vanilla friends was why we chose a cruise in the first place! Those who know us knew we would last about 15mins around a pool lounge before getting bored 😑. Instead we were running late for dinner from so much socialising!
Then of course is the awkward interrogation of why we enjoyed it so much.. which was hard to hide!
We found that we quickly got into the cruise bubble where people and friendship and acceptance wash away the everyday grime of life. It was so nice to be among so many other lovely couples who are all on the same page.
Life’s too short not to (lifestyle) cruise. We’re already going cruising again in 2020 thanks to Bob & Corina 🤗
10 day Ovation of the Seas report (by Bob)
Wow - I was in the taxi on my way home trying to work out how we could have had such an amazing time. I have been on 2 full takeover cruises and they blow your mind, but I found myself just as exhausted, just as happy, and with just as many new friends from this partial takeover. Like the full takeovers, it was a 10 day full on party, I was never short of someone to have a drink with, we laughed, we met new friends from far and wide, and we rarely slept. Everyone left planning for the next one and looking forward to going to work for a rest. Our first cruise reunion has been planned for next month!
The trip started early with an afternoon and evening at Manly on a rooftop bar on Thursday, a night out in the rocks in a private function area, and breakfast near the ship Saturday morning. Before we got on the ship a lot of friendships had already been forged.
We headed out of Sydney with 50 of us on board. We had people from Florida, Perth, Tassie, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Newcastle, and somewhere best described as "leave Wagga Wagga and keep driving". Ages ranged from 18 (literally) to over 60, with the biggest group being in the 40's and 50's.
The beauty of a group this size is that everyone can cruise their own way, enjoy all the things the ship has to offer, and then always find someone to meet up with when you want to. Some ate every meal with us, others went off to early dinner, or shows, or bed, but we always ended up back together eventually. The piano bar had 2 modes, quiet early in the night, and raging dance party when we all arrived. The drinks package was fantastic, with cocktails flowing constantly. One $20 tip got us the best service you would ever ask for, and a million laughs.
By the second or third day there was no need for special lanyards or secret handshakes to identify each other.
We generally managed to stay under the radar, despite the vanilla facebook group with 500 members finding our website and declaring they were on a swingers cruise! After the initial shock and horror, they started to have a bit of fun with it, and google told them that pineapples were the international symbol for swingers. Facebook filled up with a photo anytime someone saw a pineapple shirt, a pineapple cup, and they even managed to find a pineapple haircut! Of course, we played along and all wore pineapple stuff on the last night to "come out of the closet". We even had the cruise director laughing every time he saw there were pineapples in the cocktail of the day during the ships morning TV show.
We don't organise play rooms, and believe we can all arrange to entertain in our cabins. So while I cannot report on that activity, I'm pretty sure most couples found their own new friends, and at least one cabin was able to fit 9 people ;)
The thing that really struck me is that cruising is a great holiday with your partner, a bit more interesting if you can get a group of friends together, and just amazing if your group of friends is 50 strong, all lifestyle people, and all ready for a 10 day party.
10 days was a long cruise, and we all felt totally shattered when we got off. Work has been a nice break this week.
The main thing that has come from the cruise though is the friendships that have been formed. You cannot compare the interaction you have at a party to the friendship you can form over 10 or 12 days of spending time with other couples. I have undoubtedly made friends on this cruise that we will have for life, and many more who we will see often in future. I am sure most of the group will have had the same thoughts.
Oh. and the ship was amazing, but you can read about that anywhere. For those who have only ever gone on the cheap and cheerful family lines, Royal Caribbean and Celebrity really do take the experience up a few levels.
As this was our second such cruise we were a little more prepared (not in terms of costumes though - maybe next year).
We have discovered that the actual act of "swinging" was far less important on this cruise than we thought it would be. Of course there are always those that are more interested in notches on the bed but for most it was secondary. It is the people on these cruises that make it such a special event. They are the happiest, most honest, most fun. most accepting most ....etc etc people we have ever met. We were amazed at how many people we remembered from last year and how easy it was to pick up as old friends and catch up for so many laughs.
It is difficult to explain the atmosphere, I think "sexy carnival". Jo and I danced till at least 2 each night, with each other and with other friends, where the sexual tension and fun was awesome. We have found our comfortable spot by doing these cruises. We love to meet people, get to know them a little and flirt and tease and dance and .... then if something happens it does but we do not care if it doesn't, it was all good fun. We met made more friends this cruise and expect to meet more friends next cruise. We have invites from all over the world and hope (like you) people will come over here and enjoy our hospitality.
One thing you mentioned that we (particularly me - Steve) found, was the ability to compliment women on how they looked and not be looked on as a perve or rude or strange. We were walking down the promenade and in front of us was a couple where the lady was in a very short school girls skirt, displaying a wonderful butt. We both commented on it and Jo told me that I should tell her. The couple happened to stop at the same bar we were going to and I did just that. The response was...."thank you so much, I work hard to try and keep this arse". You do not get that on a vanilla cruise LOL.
We have also just cancelled a Mediterranean vanilla cruise we had booked for July, one of the main reasons was that we just could not see ourselves having as much fun and then being disappointed. These cruises have ruined our cruising experience!!!!!!!! LOL
Corina and I, and 2 friends headed off to Florida in December for a 7 night Bliss cruise.
A Bliss cruise is a total cruise ship takeover (they actually charter the boat and sell their own tickets) for swingers and the occasional non swinging nudist. Yes, there are 2,800 swingers on a boat.
The boat was the Celebrity Silhouette, which is 5 star, and as good as any that sail from Australia. It did everything the same way it normally does, so all you miss out on compared to a normal cruise is the seniors lawn bowls at 11 am. The ship just operated as normal.
There were a few changes though - the indoor adults pool area was converted to a 100 bed play room! Each bed had a steel frame around it and curtains for privacy. You were not allowed in there unless you were playing, and no boys allowed in alone.
Another room upstairs, and an open deck were also turned into play rooms. No need to ever have people back to your cabin if you want to make it your sanctuary.
The entertainment for the cruise wasn't bingo and book club, it was massage classes and bondage lessons and sex talks. You have to see 200 ladies in the play room being massaged by their partners and orgasming at almost the same time!
An hour out of port the announcement would come over the loud speaker that it was now ok to be naked on the pool deck. That deck was instantly and constantly the party central for the cruise! On a deck that normally has one bar, they set up an additional 6 temporary bars. In case you are wondering, yes, most people did end up naked a lot of the time.
We had 7 days of partying, interrupted by 3 days where we stopped at various Caribbean islands.
They sell a drinks package, so an icy cocktail was always available and "free" once you paid the up front fee.
We met all the people who booked through our travel agent at a hotel in Fort Lauderdale for the 2 days before the cruise, and I think we had just as much fun at the Hilton pool bar (and our room) as we did on the ship. That’s a definite add on.
The average age would be what you would get at any party, 35 to 55, with a few older, and a good number of younger people. There was a large number of younger people who seemed to dance all night around the pool deck and then sleep till the afternoon. I doubt there was anyone who didn't have a lot of people their own age to socialise with.
How much sex you get is entirely up to you, there was certainly enough people there that you could never miss out, and I'm sure some people didn't sleep!
However, the thing that amazed me is the number of genuine friends we made from all over the US and Canada. (The vast majority of passengers were from there).
The other thing is that almost everyone goes on these cruises every year. It was rarely anyone said this was their first swingers cruise. I guess that shows what a fantastic time it is.
So how good was it? Corina and I booked for the next 2 years before we left the ship!